DOg stealing FoOD?

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hehe..im back for another funny story..
but this is a short 1...

when i was young lad...
i took my dog out for a walk..
so when i was crossing the road...
i was looking left n right looking out for cars..
i notice my dog was chewing on sumthg...
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n when i turn back n look...
o shit, my dog stole ( CHar siew PAu ) which is offered to idols... u noe la chinese ppl always put their praying thgs near trees...
WTH!!
AT FIRST i laugh n tried to take away the pau from my dogs mouth...
but my DOg enjoyEd the whole damn CSP..
it was freaking hilarious...
i m innocent..so as the dog...
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imagine..ppl..
wat if stray dogs come n pee there??
isnt tat so degrading??
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THIS IS my BITCH.........

BAdminton STOries- MY fAll

hmm...
so yesterday i was talking to my mum about badminton.. suddenly...
i remembered when i was in primary skol...
i played mixed doubles in msskl...
haha...
so the funny thg is this...
i told my partner which is a girl...in order to win...
u need to do NTH.............
only just squad down at the left corner of the court n stay there.....except for SERVING ball la......
tat was my badminton strategy n tactics...
n i was playing 1 on 2.....a.k.a 1 man show with this way..
we entered semi finals...
it may sound imposiible to sum people..
but.. seriously... tats the ultimate strategy to win mixed doubles under-12 ...
becoz women just slow MEN down ....
IT is an unspoken fact which is WOmen is downfall of MAN...for a case in point, ADam n EVE... hahaha...
this is fact not sexiest..........
the story goes on like this...........
b4 the semi final game...
my partners mum actualy have a chat with me...
n told me 2 trust my partner n we r a team n we must trust each other,
losing is alright n most important is 2 have fun...
so it began...whr she started giving back sum strokes ..
hmm i couldnt remember how much we lost...
but i thk it was close... lose nvm.. her daugther cried..
Again WOMEN....
hahaha ...
n in the end we ended up in 3rd place...
(top 3rd mixed doubles in the whole KL) ....
not bad considering it was 1st time partnership...
well, the moral of the story is... sumtimes.... u have to let a MAN do his thg...
not bring em down...

hahaaha...

this is the medal i got for bergu campuran..hehehe